I would be lost without them.” – Princess Dianaģ3. “Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.” – Platoģ2. “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” – Mark Twainģ1. Enjoy reading boy mom quotes by these well-known people.ģ0. Boy Mom Quotes By Well-Known PeopleĪuthors, celebrities, and even presidents understand the delights of raising a boy. And 10 and 15 and 30.” – Unremarkable Filesįor more laughs, check out Who Is Most Likely To Questions. It’s just a phase boys go through when they’re 6. “Moms of boys: Don’t worry about all the bathroom humor. “Apparently, saying “Go take a shower” sounds a lot like “Go reenact an epic lightsaber battle.” – My Questionable LifeĢ9. “My son will use his hand, shirt, pants, bare leg, sock, and the wooden table before he’ll pick up the napkin one inch from his plate.” – Kate WhineHallĢ8. “Raising boys is an extreme sport, that’s why I wear workout clothes every day.” – Author UnknownĢ7. Each one can magically make them laugh.” – Author UnknownĢ6. “Farts are the unicorns of the boy world. “I’m a mom of boys, you can’t scare me.” – Proud Happy MamaĢ5. “Being a boy mom means embracing the never-ending smell of dirty socks and mysterious stains on every surface.” – Author UnknownĢ4. “They say boys will be boys, but no one warned me that ‘boys’ was synonymous with ‘walking natural disasters’.” – Author UnknownĢ3. It’s just a myth whispered by parents of girls.” – Author UnknownĢ2. “The word ‘quiet’ has no meaning in a boy mom’s dictionary. “Raising boys has made me a more generous woman than I really am.” – Mary Kay BlakelyĢ1. They’re experts at finding its breaking point.” – Author UnknownĢ0. “If you ever need to test the durability of an object, give it to a boy. “The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should really be ‘boys will be messy, noisy, and endlessly energetic.’ It’s a more accurate description.” – Author Unknownġ9. “Being a boy mom means being the CEO of a wrestling federation, a garbage disposal unit, and a lost item detective, all at once.” – Author Unknownġ8. “Older people sit down and ask, “What is it?” but the boy asks, “What can I do with it?” – Steve Jobsġ7. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Dillerġ6. “We’re raising boys.” – Harmon Killebrewġ5. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. “Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the edge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.” – Author Unknownġ4. “You’re going to miss this someday, I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a Nerf Gun while unclogging the toilet.” – Author Unknownġ3. “Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.” – Martin Andersen Nexoġ2. “Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face.” – Olivia Wildeġ1. “Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano (He’s most definitely talking about boys!)ġ0. “You never realize how many times you can say, ‘Get your hands out of your pants!’ in a day until you are a mom of boys.” – Jen Florioĩ. “A small son can charm himself into, and out of, most things.” – Jenny De VriesĨ.

They don’t just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness.” – Steve Rushinħ. “Boys are God’s way of telling you that your house is too neat!” – Author UnknownĦ. You let ’em get bored, they’ll dismantle your house board by board.” – Kenny Rogersĥ.

“Here’s what I’ve learned about raising boys…if you keep ’em busy, they’re fine. But they will also melt your heart with just one look, and make you wonder how you ever existed before them.” – Katie Bingham SmithĤ.

“Little boys can test your patience, run you ragged, and make you want to pull your hair out. “You know you’re a boy mom when your entire world is coffee and chaos.” – Author Unknownģ. “Boys Less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive.” – Author UnknownĢ. “Being a boy mom means forever having to ask “What’s that smell?” and not always wanting to know the answer.” – Unknownġ.

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